January 2012
248 posts
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
Watchcallmecastle:
benkb:
happy new year, because i’m too lazy to write
awkward wave at the end, the best part
December 2011
259 posts
Reblog if you purposely try to embarrass your...
inlovewithyourlyrics:
p4inful:
Walking like this:
Dancing like this:
Laughing like this :
Being creepy like this:
When we’re in class and they’re doing a presentation, I’m in the front like,
I start making sexy faces at them like:
Yet they love me anyways.
Seeing a nude on
purpcloudz:
tumblr:
facebook:
FOLLOW Epic Humor
But they’re still whores
Me seconds before the beat drops:
nicoosuxx:
& when that motherf*cker drops !
When no one says "bless you" after you sneeze.
When I first joined Tumblr I was like:
iknowtomorrowwillcome:
WTF is a GIF
What’s an “ANON”?
WTF do I do!
Now I’m Like
omg, this is true!
